商务英语_面试搞笑对话

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RecruitmentInterviewing

Conversation :Interviewer(面试官),Applicant(求职者)

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I: hello, please give us your self-introduction? A:hello, I have just graduated from PZ college this year. My major is business English. I'm skilled at painting and singing....and i ever won the bronze medal of the national youth painting.

面试官：你好，请你做一下自 我介绍 求职者：你好，我是今年培正 学院的应届生。我的专业是商 务英语。我擅长书画和音乐,我 还获得全国书画比赛的三等奖....

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I: ok, could you tell me what is your merit? A: Er...I'm good at eating ,comparatively well. And i'm good at dealing with people,such as associating with male friends.

面试官：好的，请你 说一下，你觉得 你自己有一些什 么长处吗？ 求职者：嗯..我比较 能吃，比较会吃。 还有那个比较会 交际吧，比如说 跟异性方面交际 什么的呀。

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I: so how do you spend your spare time? A: Usually ,I go to play Majiang with my friends, surf on-line,listen to music and read some books after school. At weekend, I’d like to stay at dormitory all the day. If I get a seven-day holiday, I will go to travel with my boyfriend and do some volunteer jobs. Nothing special...

面试官：你的闲暇时间 是怎么过的？ 求职者：一般下班后我 会跟朋友去打麻将啦， 上网听歌还有读书；周 末就会搞些家庭聚会或 者和朋友聚聚；放长的 假期，就会和心爱的人 去旅游和做一下义工。 没什么特别的。

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I:what is your expected salary about this job? A:The more the better. How much could you bear for my salary? I:shaking head.... A:actually, I do not give a high expectation on my salary. Only it fits the requirement of law.

面试官:对于这份工作，你对薪 水的要求是什么样的呢？ 求职者：总归越多越好。您能 承受多少您跟我说说看? 面试官:无奈的摇头..... 求职者：我对薪水的要求并不 高，只要符合法定要求就行啦。

Pressure testI: OK, your major is business English but I found you have done bad on your major exams,only about 60 on your international business course. A : well,as you know ,in our school,the average score is between 60-70.It is hard to get high score in this subject. Students who can pass the exam is quite excellent in our school. I : I never meet the students who can get such low score. Our company never employed the people whose score is not higher than 60. A: but please, give me a chance, I believe that I can make contributions for your company if I can work in this company for a period.

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面试官:我知道你的专业是读商务英语， 但是你的国际商务考试成绩很差， 就只有60分。 求职者：是这样的，在我们学校，大 家一般的成绩都在60到70分之间， 这门科很难可以得到

高分。不挂科 在我们学校已经是很厉害了。 面试官：我没见过有考这么低分的学 生。我们公司从来没有用过考试分 数不高于60分的人。 求职者：不过如果你能给我机会工作 一段时间，我相信我会做出成绩来 的。

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I: One more problem, why are you so short ? As a staff who represent the whole company , although your height is over 160meters, you are not tall enough to represent our company. A: well, I think you company is not employ a general worker but a top-model.

面试官：还有一个问题是，你 怎么这么矮啊？作为我们公司 的公关人员，尽管你的身高超 过1米6,你还是不能代表我们 公司。 求职者：好吧。我想你们公司 要招的不是普通员工而是模特。

I:so any questions? A: I'd like to know whether we have allowance if we work overtime?How many vacations could we get from the whole year? Er... and when will I know the result?

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面试官：还有其他问题吗？ 求职者：我想知道加班会不会 有补贴？一年有多少假可以放？ 还有，我什么时候能知道面试 结果呢？