英语剧本(孔雀东南飞,茶馆,荆轲)(11)

英语剧本(孔雀东南飞,茶馆,荆轲)

4. Canadian dollar

5. Australian Dollar

6. Pound.

R2: Pound pound! We choose pound!

A2: Step 2. How many banks were robbed by you? More experience means more money you could rob.

R1:8!

R2: No no no! 80!

A2: Step 3. I’ll check your weapons. You know, whether you can get the money in the end depends on your fire power.

R1: Ok! No doubt these are all super weapons!

(A发出响声)

R2: Are you ok?

A2: Sorry. I think this program is hanging without any respond. You can choose to wait or restart this program.

R1,R2: Oh no!

（在银行门口轻声交谈）

P2: Oh Yes! Two robbers without weapon!

P1: That’s really a piece of cake!

（冲入大喊）

P2: Freeze! Hands up!（匪慌乱叫喊）

P1: （抓住匪后）You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent; anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.

C:（安全出来） Oh, thank you. You are a smart computer!

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守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本（搞笑版）

[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]

导演：Action！[跑下台]

[农夫冷酷地上。]

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）

[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is [不经意地掏出一个苹